Batman #69 Review - Why is Bane Naked?
Writer: Tom King | Artist: Yanick Paquette | Publisher: DC Comics
Tom King’s Knightmares is a very weird story arc. It doesn’t start with a bang, doesn’t have any shocking reveals and there isn’t much of a climax. The arc just ends like sex in a loveless marriage.
As this issue progresses we get more “Bat-Simp” as Bruce uses his connection to Selina to pull himself from under the influence of Scarecrows fear toxins. This aspect of the comic is written as a below-average romance with Bruce pining after a woman that left him at the altar. The fact that even in a dream Bruce can’t get the girl without groveling is kinda pathetic.
While Batman slumbers on, the rest of the issue hones in on the blooming alliance between Thomas Wayne (Flashpoint Batman) and Bane. This story is more interesting than the Bat-Cat stuff which is way to melodramatic but also has its weird shortcoming in that the two characters spar and Bane is naked throughout their scenes together. There’s no real reason for Bane to be naked here and the fact that Thomas Wayne is smiling through much of this exchange is weird.
The variant cover by Francesco Mattina is fantastic. The art from Yanick Paquette is gorgeous in spots and utterly bizarre in others. The nostalgic takes on Bruce and Selina are a nice touch as they dance through the comic but these moments don’t make up for the odd sequences in this issue or storyline. It’s as if Knightmares was a throwaway storyline designed to fleece Batman readers who were looking for any sort of resolution to the Bat/Cat storyline.
At a glance, there are some brief moments of imagination in the Knightmares storyline. The silent issue of #68 comes to mind as well as the Professor Pyg fight in issue #62. Those comics worked because Tom King was able to get out of his way and let Lee Weeks and Mitch Gerads do the heavy lifting artistically. The rest of the storyline had no clear direction and even the ending feels Low-T.
I can’t see a new reader picking up this graphic novel and seeing it as a definitive take on any of these characters which is a shame because like comics, dreams are only limited by imagination.
In Short: After 6 issues of Knightmares, I’m still trying to figure out the point of it all.
